I am all astonishment.
fubar - spanish.
To fuck up; ie. "Wow, Em. You really fucked that up" or "Let's get fucked up!!"
Command form: fuba, fuban, fubais, fubamos.

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I spoke into his eyes.

May 31st (5:31pm)

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

May 30th (4:20pm)
May 30th (4:17pm)
May 29th (5:09pm)
May 28th (3:29pm)

“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU  wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen

May 28th (3:28pm)
May 26th (3:30pm)

hemsworthss:

‘I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.’

May 22nd (12:37am)
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